Oldie posted October 5, 2008

Communication to my boss

Title: Federal Governmal, or Govern-Malathion, or Federal Govern via Malathion or Similar (FG-MoS)

"Federal Governmal", as I define it, is the bad or improper governing of the People by the agencies that are Supposed To Be Watching and Protecting the Masses.

No Wait - Let's rename it "Govern-Malathion". Government by Malathion against the people - or by whatever current neurotoxic agent they are now spraying on our agriculture and our non-agricultural plants.

I very humbly and respectfully ask for a minute - [an hour?!] - of your time - on Monday morning?

No weapons - no threats - soft words - respect - humility - remorse. (At least, that's what I'll bring to the table.)

You were absolutely spot-on about quite a few things, that I was too ignorant and green to see. I still want to, and must, thank you for the advanced training in partly-unseen threats against my life on the mean streets.

Even if we never speak again, I just wanted to try to make amends for, or at least apologize for, like 95% of my asshole behavior during the month of September 2008.

At Saturday night at around 9:30, while in the shower, I had something like a "cleansing moment" and a lightning-flash realization, and I next came to believe that throughout September 2008, I have been repeatedly dosed with PCP, acid, or maybe something like parathion (neorotoxic anti-agricultural agent used by local Santa Cruz-area federales and agricultural attached agencies against the growth and productivity of 420 and weeds). I got this way Only by repeated hiking through the hills and redwoods near Santa Cruz!!!

I like to stomp up and down the hills for fitness training - should I Really have to pay for that desire, through my getting an acquired neurological disorder? I think not!!! I think someone, or some agency, should be made to pay for my time and inconvenience and health bills, and said government agency or agricultural agency should be made to stop spraying weeds with toxic chemicals. On all levels: How do these anti-weed chemicals leach into our drinking water - the same water that we are pretty sure that cows haven't urinated into, because it's up a burly, densely tree-populated slope? These slopes are Not out of simple range of helicopters and agricultural Cessnas.

I would respectfully ask you to consider a 9:00 a..m. business meeting, for 1 minute to 1 hour (?) of your time, and perhaps the time of a few of your most-trusted associates who haven't hosed you yet and who think may work well on your team. I believe I May be on to something F-ing huge here.

If you never speak to me again, I want to give you and your boys a potentially massively huge class-action suit against the Federal government. You could possibly take this one all the way to the Supreme Court, if you guys wanted your Kato Kaelin 15 minutes of fame - or you could stop at the city or state level, after you got your 15 acres of redwooded hillside awarded to you by the local government agency with the deepest pockets ...

... to pay you for the decrease in your health through the repeated exposure to neurotoxins by having to camp among parathion-sprayed weeds (and the smoking of parathion-drenched
Weed?! That's a whole 'nuther story!) That's one about the domicile-unencumbered individuals.

Too bad the government has no money, and almost never pays ... You might all get your 15 minutes of fame and a comfortable living out of it, still ...

Maybe you guys would rather keep me out of it - and maybe that's the way you want to go - so you could meet at the law library sometime, independent of me, and start mapping out your legal strategies. You have a fine mind, drive and determination, and Can of course easily do that. But I also have a fine mind, and a Very Different skill set than the one you possess - though I have to admit I have lesser interest in this matter than you guys might, and I just really wanted to throw a potentially big bone your way, out of respect for who you and your friends are, and how you live your lives.

I'd like to think I would have been even More respectful to you, and humble and kind-hearted towards you, had I not been dosed repeatedly with some form of neurotoxin or some party chemical that I didn't know about. I Think I know the source, in my case, and I wish to F that I could have heard what you were trying to tell me (your warning) at the time ... but I didn't ... oh well, F me.

Trust and respect, and have the best F-ing life ever. I wish you much health and contentment.

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